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Nassfeld Super Fün Song – Have a Nice Surprise 2018

February 2018 was our 10th visit to the Nassfeld ski resort so we decided to ask our group what are the top 3 things you think about when visiting Nassfeld?

We took those ideas, borrowed Nassfeld’s official slogan ‘Nice Surprise’ and turned them into the Nassfeld Super Fün Song. Cheesier than Käsespätzle, this music video gives you a true flavour of the ‘Nice Surprise’ that is Nassfeld! 😊🇦🇹⛷🏂🍺🎤🤘

Special thanks to Abi for her backing vocals and Mei Ki for German translations:)


Deep Sleep Dub

A series of dub versions of the same track based around sleep (and inspired by the lack thereof). They were conceived to be meditative. Best listened to on good headphones or speakers. The bass end was engineered to be intentionally heavy and deep (like sleep) so iPhone or laptop speakers won’t cut it! Enjoy…

The Doug Stamper Seinfeld Show – Date Night

Why Doug stamper was never cast in a sitcom!

Peter Pigeon Short Films – They’re Really Short!

Peter Pigeon took the brief of creating an intro sting for a short film event a bit literally…They’re really short!

A short film intro for the film club Around the World in 80 Films:
Club Website

Tan Boy – How to build a DIY Tandoor Oven

The only true way to create that authentic charcoal tandoor clay oven flavour in your food is to use a tandoor oven. Using only a few cheap materials, you can create a simple yet very effective clay oven which will allow you to cook your food in a short time at high temperature.

Introducing Barrel Boy’s brother, Tan Boy!

Remastered Soundtrack

Post Hipster ere’ up North

‘In a changing world that embraces, dilutes then disregards alternative lifestyles, the Post Hipster, remains authentic.’
PostHipster Magazine.

Watch the making of Post Hipster ere’ up North here

Jordi Fiesto – Euro Disco Zone Disco Dub Remix

Extended with extra Dubby goodness…

Original Version

There’s much more to do on the moors! – Narrated by Peter Pigeon

Take a journey like never before to the stunning Yorkshire Moors in this archive film narrated by the creamy stylings of Peter Pigeon. You will discover heather, sheep, rocks and much more and after watching this we’re sure you’ll agree, ‘There’s much more to do, on the moors!’

A short film for the film club Around the World in 80 Films:
Club Website

Randy Trucker – Socialist Media

Shameless socialists use every opportunity possible to share their un-American views on social media, and the internet is quickly becoming a no go zone for good honest patriots like Randy Trucker.

But Randy has the answer in this deeply honest and moving appeal.

“If you buy into any guilt inducing celebrity promoting appeal this year, then this one stands out as the only cause that can’t be ignored!”
Bono, Apple Salesman.


For more Randy Trucker:

TERD TALK – Randy Trucker on ‘Prepping’ and how to survive when the internet goes down.

Randy Trucker – Lovely Lethal Right (Official Video)

TERD TALK – Randy Trucker on ‘Prepping’ and how to survive when the internet goes down

One of the major concerns of our time is what will happen “when the shit goes down, the internet is gone and your environment is completely f*%cked”.

In this very first TERD talk Randy Trucker has travelled to the borough of Trafford, Manchester UK, to try and educate the good british folk on how to become a true ‘Prepper’ using the supplies available.

Randy takes a visit to the local B&Q to compile a ‘Preppers shopping list’ of the things one will need when everything turns to shit, the internet and modern medicine has collapsed and you need to protect yourself from the TSR’s (Terrorists, Socialists & Rapists).


Facade – Everything You Are Not

Facade is the only fragrance you will ever need.
It is dreams, desire, hope, beauty, emotion, humour, charisma and meaning.

It talks to everybody and it is for everyone.
It is, quite simply, Everything You Are Not.

A note from the manufacturer:
“To create this scent took the space of a lifetime.
We had to go back in history to seize the finest aspirations experienced throughout each century. We apprehended what we call the delicacies of identity and locked them up in a prison of glass that only one push can release its scent.
Facade will fix everything about you.

Facade – Everything You Are Not
The perfect gift for Christmas.”

Remastered Soundtrack

Nathaniel (Ham Horror Version)

With some of the finest acting ever seen, ever, LumumbaMonologues presents Nathaniel.

Nathaniel is not only a gripping short horror but also THE textbook on how to raise your children. (But you’ll have to watch past the titles to the end:) A must see for any parent. (or sadist!)

For more of Nathaniel check out Manufactured Life:

Jordi Fiesto – Euro Disco Zone (Official HD Video)

LumumbaMonolgues presents Jordi Fiesto’s ‘Euro Disco Zone.’

A message from Jordi…

“Hey everybody, Jordi Fiesto here, and it is super cool that you found my video. 

Now for those who aren’t too familiar with myself and my band ‘The Electro Migrants’, we’re kinda big over in the Euro Disco Zone where we play to big crowds from Brussels to Budapest, the Baltic’s to the Balkans and Romania to Rome.

Now we have been hearing a lot of noise about immigration in the Euro Disco Zone from UK politics & media. As I’m sure you all know, there are some pretty intense views which are absolutely not Eurotastic and have made many of us in the Euro Disco Zone wonder if they truly reflect the views of the super cool citizens of the UK?

Well do they?
Is Immigration to blame for all the social and financial problems?

I think that when you are fed a diet of fear by people who are supposed to represent you, over time you will become infected with fear.

And I don’t believe in fear, I believe in unity and love. Disco love.

Sure the Euro Disco Zone is not perfect but then where is? It’s not about Finding a Utopia, it’s about the spirit in which you treat your fellow human beings.

So I decided that every negative action must have a positive reaction, and rather than get angry, I must spread some love, some disco love. And rather than just fighting with these people just show them a better way. A disco way.

And so together with my band, we created a response to the distorted and angry political discourse in the UK in the only way we know how. With Euro Disco.

So exclusively to the LumumbaMonologues Youtube channel I present to you my Eurotastic Disco Dance track.

If you like Disco, you’re going to love this.

Thank you.”

Jordi Fiesto.

Randy Trucker – Lovely Lethal Right*

So you think guns are dangerous and kill innocent people and that more gun control is the answer?

Well Randy Trucker’s challenge to you is to watch his debut single and see if at the end you still hold such an unpatriotic and ignorant world view!

*DISCLAIMER: The views expressed in this music video are solely those of Randy Trucker and do not represent the views of LumumbaMonologues although we do fully endorse the creamy nature of his voice. We advise all viewers enjoy this music video in the spirit it was intended. 🙂

2017 Remastered Version

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