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Category: Randy Trucker

Randy Trucker – Socialist Media

Shameless socialists use every opportunity possible to share their un-American views on social media, and the internet is quickly becoming a no go zone for good honest patriots like Randy Trucker.

But Randy has the answer in this deeply honest and moving appeal.

“If you buy into any guilt inducing celebrity promoting appeal this year, then this one stands out as the only cause that can’t be ignored!”
Bono, Apple Salesman.

‪#‎TruckerAids‬

For more Randy Trucker:

TERD TALK – Randy Trucker on ‘Prepping’ and how to survive when the internet goes down.

Randy Trucker – Lovely Lethal Right (Official Video)

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RANDY TRUCKER – American Hard On

American Hard On

‘TEACHING AMERICAN MEN HOW TO HANDLE THEIR WEAPONS’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – Bullets & Baking

Bullets & baking

‘WHAT’S THE CALIBER OF YOUR CUPCAKES?’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – The Future of Property

The Future Of Property

‘YOU SHUDDA PREPPED ASSHOLES – CHEAP PRACTICAL PROPERTY’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – Prepper Weekly

Prepper-Weekly

‘PREPPER READY – WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – Family, Freedom & Firearms

Family, Freedom & Firearms
‘FREEDOM, FAMILY & FIREARMS’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – Redneck Rhythms

Redneck Rhythms

‘RANDY TRUCKER – THE NEW FACE OF COUNTRY’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

TERD TALK – Randy Trucker on ‘Prepping’ and how to survive when the internet goes down

One of the major concerns of our time is what will happen “when the shit goes down, the internet is gone and your environment is completely f*%cked”.

In this very first TERD talk Randy Trucker has travelled to the borough of Trafford, Manchester UK, to try and educate the good british folk on how to become a true ‘Prepper’ using the supplies available.

Randy takes a visit to the local B&Q to compile a ‘Preppers shopping list’ of the things one will need when everything turns to shit, the internet and modern medicine has collapsed and you need to protect yourself from the TSR’s (Terrorists, Socialists & Rapists).

STAY SAFE, KEEP PREPPING.

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Lovely Lethal Right Polaroids

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Watch Randy Trucker’s debut single ‘LOVELY LETHAL RIGHT’ here
Making of Lovely Lethal Right

Lovely Lethal Right – Behind the scenes photos

Three men, one gun, one flag, one step ladder and a dream. Here are the behind the scene photos from the Lovely Lethal Right video shoot.

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Photos taken on November 2013 – Manchester, UK

Watch Randy Trucker’s debut single ‘LOVELY LETHAL RIGHT’ here
Making of Lovely Lethal Right

LOVELY LETHAL RIGHT – BEHIND THE SCENES


(With commentary by Randy Trucker)

A very rare opportunity to go behind the scenes on a LumumbaMonologues shoot and see how the ‘professionals’ make it up as they go along with pretty much no idea what they are doing. And see a grown man wrestle with a camera and barely come out on top.

We were also lucky enough to interrupt Randy Truckers busy touring schedule to bag us some moving commentary.

Be ready to be inspired… again!

Watch Randy Trucker’s debut single ‘LOVELY LETHAL RIGHT’ here

Randy Trucker – Lovely Lethal Right*

So you think guns are dangerous and kill innocent people and that more gun control is the answer?

Well Randy Trucker’s challenge to you is to watch his debut single and see if at the end you still hold such an unpatriotic and ignorant world view!

*DISCLAIMER: The views expressed in this music video are solely those of Randy Trucker and do not represent the views of LumumbaMonologues although we do fully endorse the creamy nature of his voice. We advise all viewers enjoy this music video in the spirit it was intended. 🙂

2017 Remastered Version

RANDY TRUCKER – THE AMERICAN

Randy Trucker Lovely Lethal Right

COMING VERY SOON!!!

We are proud to announce the stunningly patriotic debut single from LumumbaMonologues first officially signed artist:

RANDY TRUCKER – THE AMERICAN

Written & recorded at the LumumbaMonologues HQ this debut single unapologetically sticks two fingers up at woolly progressive thinking and shoots two barrels of true pride, patriotism and American rights straight into our faces. (or more accurately, our ears.)

We won’t give away the theme or title yet but this single has already made big waves in the press preview:

“RANDY TRUCKER like his debut single is the all American Quarter Pounder with cheese. The meat being processed, saturated, high cholesterol patriotism and the cheese being cheese.” – Frosty Shakalton’s Music Review

Be ready to have your prejudices transformed to pride…

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