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Rafa Nadal Love Song – The One That Got Away

Dearest Rafa,
This is a love song written on behalf of an adoring female fan…
…sung by a man. ❤🎾😢

Nassfeld Super Fün Song – Have a Nice Surprise 2018

February 2018 was our 10th visit to the Nassfeld ski resort so we decided to ask our group what are the top 3 things you think about when visiting Nassfeld?

We took those ideas, borrowed Nassfeld’s official slogan ‘Nice Surprise’ and turned them into the Nassfeld Super Fün Song. Cheesier than Käsespätzle, this music video gives you a true flavour of the ‘Nice Surprise’ that is Nassfeld! 😊🇦🇹⛷🏂🍺🎤🤘

Special thanks to Abi for her backing vocals and Mei Ki for German translations:)

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The Doug Stamper Seinfeld Show – Date Night


Why Doug stamper was never cast in a sitcom!

Peter Pigeon Short Films – They’re Really Short!

Peter Pigeon took the brief of creating an intro sting for a short film event a bit literally…They’re really short!

A short film intro for the film club Around the World in 80 Films:
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Tan Boy – How to build a DIY Tandoor Oven

The only true way to create that authentic charcoal tandoor clay oven flavour in your food is to use a tandoor oven. Using only a few cheap materials, you can create a simple yet very effective clay oven which will allow you to cook your food in a short time at high temperature.

Introducing Barrel Boy’s brother, Tan Boy!

Remastered Soundtrack

Ramsbottom Ribeye Burgers


Ribeye beef steak offers that perfect ratio of meat to fat making it an excellent and most flavoursome alternative to chuck or flank. This burger was made in Ramsbottom in the heart of Lancashire.

BBQ Pork Ribs – Ramsbottom Ribs & Chocolate Beer Pit Beans


There are many ways to prepare and smoke ribs of all cuts and quality and this is just another way. Prepared in Ramsbottom in the heart of Lancashire using local and International ingredients in particular – Chocolate beer EXCLUSIVE to the town of Ramsbottom itself.

Post Hipster ere’ up North

‘In a changing world that embraces, dilutes then disregards alternative lifestyles, the Post Hipster, remains authentic.’
PostHipster Magazine.

Watch the making of Post Hipster ere’ up North here

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Post Hipster – A day out in Manchester’s Northern Quarter

A little look behind the scenes of the Post Hipster ere’ up North Video.

Watch the Post Hipster ere’ up North music video here

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Post Hipster – Behind the scenes photos

Four men, a typewriter, some organic kale and a didgeridoo. Here are the behind the scene photos from the Post Hipster video shoot.

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Photos taken on October 2016 – Manchester, UK

Watch the Post Hipster ere’ up North music video here
Watch the making of Post Hipster ere’ up North

Jordi Fiesto – Euro Disco Zone Disco Dub Remix

Extended with extra Dubby goodness…

Original Version

Peter Pigeon reviews Nassfeld the Austrian Ski Resort

Join Peter Pigeon as he travels to the mountains of Austria to review the Nassfeld ski resort with the help of his contractually obliged guide, Gunter.

A short film for the film club Around the World in 80 Films:
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There’s much more to do on the moors! – Narrated by Peter Pigeon

Take a journey like never before to the stunning Yorkshire Moors in this archive film narrated by the creamy stylings of Peter Pigeon. You will discover heather, sheep, rocks and much more and after watching this we’re sure you’ll agree, ‘There’s much more to do, on the moors!’

A short film for the film club Around the World in 80 Films:
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Moorscape by John Reed

MUSIC LINKS:
Bandcamp
Soundcloud

BLOG:
• Sign up for John Reed’s blog here.

LYRICS:
Beyond the valley, beyond the fell
Sights to see but not to speak of…now

Beneath the clouds, beneath the sky
Sights to see but not to speak of…now

Shaped by folds of rock and time
Constant martyr to mankind
Now it’s for us to decide
Where its future lies

Fires burn, buzzards fly
Sights to see but not to speak of…now

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Gravlax – How to make Scandinavian cold cured salmon

Gravlax is a Scandinavian classic, very easy to prepare and a perfect addition to a buffet, or as an impressive starter to a dinner party.

INGREDIENTS FOR THE CURE
4 tbsp Demerara Sugar
10 tbsp Sea Salt
2 tbsp Pepper (coarsely ground)
2 tsp Coriander seed (coarsely ground)
Zest of a lemon
Zest of a lime
Lime slices – Halved
1.5 – 2kg Salmon side – skinned or unskinned
2 shots of sweet liqueur, gin or vodka
A bunch of dill

TO SERVE
Lemon wedges
diced dill
Mustard or Horseradish mayonnaise

Also try with Scandinavian Rye bread

MUSIC
Vikings Dub – ©2016 LumumbaMonologues

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Barrel Boy Barbecue – How to build an Oil Drum Barrel BBQ

Ever wanted to make your own BBQ that can fulfil all your BBQ needs?
Well it’s easier than you think (with the right tools) and the results will not only give you great BBQin’ capability but the satisfaction of building something that brings a huge amount of pleasure and excitement to your friends and family. As well as all this you’ll learn some pretty handy DIY and concept design skills in the process.

Barrel Boy was an idea made into reality. There is no definitive way to build an Oil Barrel BBQ, this is our design and build.

Happy Building, Happy BBQin’.

The Barrel Boys.

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Easy & Delicious Restaurant Style Chicken Tikka to make at home

INGREDIENTS
1kg Mini chicken breasts, goujons or cubes
250g Greek style yoghurt (full fat)
4tbsp Vegetable oil, sunflower oil or mild olive oil
1/2 Large lime
8cm Fresh pureed ginger or 2 x frozen ginger cubes
6 Fresh pureed garlic cloves or 2 x frozen garlic cubes
5 tbsp TRS tandoori massalla (I use TRS Tandoori Masala)
3 tbsp – Dried methi leaf (Fenugreek)
30g Finely chopped fresh coriander leaf
1 tsp Hot chilli powder (for medium heat)
2 tsp Mint sauce
2 tbsp Mango Chutney

MUSIC
Chicken Tikka Dub – ©2016 LumumbaMonologues

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Randy Trucker – Socialist Media

Shameless socialists use every opportunity possible to share their un-American views on social media, and the internet is quickly becoming a no go zone for good honest patriots like Randy Trucker.

But Randy has the answer in this deeply honest and moving appeal.

“If you buy into any guilt inducing celebrity promoting appeal this year, then this one stands out as the only cause that can’t be ignored!”
Bono, Apple Salesman.

‪#‎TruckerAids‬

For more Randy Trucker:

TERD TALK – Randy Trucker on ‘Prepping’ and how to survive when the internet goes down.

Randy Trucker – Lovely Lethal Right (Official Video)

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RANDY TRUCKER – American Hard On

American Hard On

‘TEACHING AMERICAN MEN HOW TO HANDLE THEIR WEAPONS’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

RANDY TRUCKER – Bullets & Baking

Bullets & baking

‘WHAT’S THE CALIBER OF YOUR CUPCAKES?’
Check out Randy’s trip to B&Q here: http://youtu.be/soJvTsb7-MY
#‎TERDtalk
Lovely Lethal Right music video: http://youtu.be/3GTTS5Q81Ls

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